There's nothing more aggravating than terrible drivers. Am I right or am I right? Let's face it, there are some pretty clueless (or downright terrible) drivers out there. Are you one of them? I'm not claiming to be a great driver or anything, and I don't like to brag, but I will say that I'm known as "THE backseat driver" in some circles (and some will even go so far as to designate me the driver).
Anyways, I figure that everyone's looking for driving tips, whether they admit to it or not, and I'm always willing to share my tips, so it makes sense for me to provide an interweb list for those who aren't fortunate enough to have me in the backseat whispering said tips in their ear. So, whether you've been driving for a few days or a few decades, I hope the following tips will help make life's 'ups and downs' go a little more smoothly.
1. The fast lane is the one on the left.
2. If you're in the fast lane and are getting passed by cars in the slow lanes (middle and right lanes), get out of the fast lane (ASASAP: as soon and safely as possible).
3. If there are only two lanes and you're going the same speed as the car next to you, you are effectively a moving road block to all faster cars. Whether you speed up or slow down, you need to move over (this especially applies if you're in the left lane).
4. Use a blinker in traffic.
5. There's no need to keep your blinker on for miles after you've turned.
6. A moon roof's purpose is not so you can stargaze while driving.
7. Don't constantly drive your car on empty; I don't know all the specifics, but it's bad (I think it causes something to overheat...the point is, your gas gauge should not go up when you turn your car off).
8. Defrost your windows BEFORE leaving.
8b. Do not try to defrost your windows by pouring water on them.
9. Beeping your horn in traffic does not speed traffic up.
10. Aim to leave about a 3 second gap between you and the car you're tailgating.
10b. Conversely, a 3 minute gap is not necessary...especially in traffic (I'm convinced there would be no traffic if everyone was a good driver).
11. Chances are that if you see a cop, he's probably already seen you, so there's no need to slam on your brakes.
12. I venture to say that it's almost as unsafe to drive under the speed limit than over. Nothing promotes road rage like going 10mph or more under the speed limit.
13. The SPEED BUMPS sign is not a challenge.
14. Recognize the difference in meaning between a YIELD sign and a STOP sign.
15. ONE WAY is not merely a suggestion.
16. Even if you're scared, it's not safe to close your eyes while driving over a bridge.
17. GIVE A THANK YOU WAVE WHEN SOMEONE LETS YOU IN! I can't believe it took me until #17 to think of this one since it's my #1 driving pet peeve.
18. It's a good idea to keep jumper cables in your trunk. Learning how to use these is also helpful.
19. If you pick your nose while driving, chances are good that someone will see you.