26. The horrendous sound your car makes when you drive it without a muffler is neither cool nor legal.
27. When you drive up a hill, adjust your speed accordingly. Hint: you need to apply more pressure to the gas pedal to maintain the 5mph over the speed limit I hope you've been driving.
28. Be careful when keeping your sun roof open- on long car rides you run the risk of sun burn..this sun burn WILL look super dumb.
29. I watched a girl tweeze her eyebrows while driving yesterday. This is NOT safe.
30. It will not harm your car to take turns faster than 5mph.
31. If you're a pedestrian not crossing in a crosswalk, please wait til traffic dies down- cars should not feel pressured to slow down or even stop to avoid making you a hood ornament.
32. When transporting items, make absolutely sure they are fastened securely, whether they're in the bed of your truck or hanging out an open trunk.