- Always locate your glasses prior to taking out your contacts.
- When you are jamming to music through headphones remember that other people can still hear you. - Leap Frog is not a good game to play if you are a naturally gassy person. Stick with something like Freeze Tag or Statues. - Don't play connect the dots with your freckles before you have a meeting with your teachers...or anyone. - Before you reach under your chair or table, don't. There are some sick people out there who march around putting their gum wherever the hell they want to. - Before you walk around in your undergarments, make sure your blinds are closed--especially at night when your inside lights are on (this lesson applies to ANYTHING you don't want the world to see, i.e.. booger picking/eating, smelling your fingers after picking a wedgie, etc.) - Try hard to hold back your yawn if you also feel a burp coming on. - Check your surroundings before making any racially selective comments.
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