Picture this: A quiet golf course butting up against a road not-so-much travelled. Various golfers enjoying their fores and fellow company. Geese are reveling in the fact that they're about to cross the road (and they're geese, so no one's questioning their motives), when all of a sudden a Prius (they're so stealthy!) comes outta nowhere! It's passenger, a dazzlingly blonde idiot, shouts "Honk Honk!" in her loudest, most obnoxious goose-imitating voice in the hopes of deterring these birds from interfering with the path of her environmentally responsible vehicle. The only things stopped by this goose call were the fun, merriment, and serenity of a group of older gentlemen's golf game. You guessed it, that idiot was me.