Justina and I recently came across a website address in a magazine that allowed you to look up fun date ideas. Out of curiosity, we checked it out--however, to check it out, you had to sign up. Naturally, Justina plugged in all MY information. Turns out it's a real dating site. You fill out a little about yourself and then you give a suggestion for a date. If someone likes your suggestion, then they message you and you both pray you won't get murdered when you meet up. I've saved you the trouble of searching for me by providing my dating profile below. I was going for "approachable". I'm pretty sure I aced it. If this doesn't get me some dates, I don't know what will!
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Over my Easter break, I was fortunate enough to have been given the opportunity to wait for someone very near and dear to me while he or she had his or her colonoscopy. Now, before you groan about being assigned the designated driver and having to wait for someone as they get sedated for whatever procedure, just think of all the hilarious things they're probably going to say to you before the sedation wears off. They usually don't remember most of what they say, so you're friends and family will be counting on you to fill in the blanks.
A brief excerpt from my experience: Nurse: (asking after walking behind the patient to check vital signs) "Are you passing gas?" Unnamed Patient: "You tell me, you were just back there." N: "No, really- I didn't smell anything. Are you passing gas?" UP: "Yeah- passing gas has never been an issue for me. But if you're telling me I need to step up my game..." It always comes back to crap.. |