I'm pretty tired and my brain hasn't quite been keeping up today, so I'm gonna make this short. The PPACA legislature passed in the Supreme Court today with a 5-4 vote. To be honest, I'm both surprised and disappointed (my apologies to all those with differing opinions). I'm interested to see how this all pans out. Hopefully, my views are wrong and this will work...
On the bright side, the end of the world is rapidly approaching.
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- Being the less attractive identical twin
- Rain when you're wearing white - Needing fingernails to open something seconds after cutting them - Feeling like you forgot something, but only remembering what it is after arriving at your destination - Packing an extra peanut buttery PB&J sandwich while neglecting to pack H2O - Forgetting to put on deodorant - Encountering a toilet paper roll that will only give up its goods one pinch at a time - Pimples on picture day - Walking into furniture in the dark - Nicking knees or ankles while shaving - Burning off the roof of your mouth - Plucking one too many eyebrows - Sneezing while brushing your teeth - Shutting down your computer seconds before remembering you needed to check on something - Walking in/testing out shoes for hours only to develop blisters just after committing to keep them - Finding out you've been calling someone the wrong name for a while - Having to shake hands with someone you just watched sneeze - Having an awful hair day, only to have it look fabulous right before going to bed - After hours of flawlessly practicing, making a mistake when it really counts - When your voice cracks like a prepubescent boy - Choking on your own spit in the middle of a sentence - Not having enough $$ on you for something you need/already ate - Drooling in class - Farting audibly (and/or olfactorily*) amongst people you're not quite that comfortable with - Getting caught picking a wedgie - Tripping in public (especially over nothing but your own feet and/or actually getting hurt) - Hitting your funny bone - Having a bug fly into your nose or eye - Forgetting to pack something when traveling - Having to sit next to the smelly kid - Realizing that smelly kid is you *Olfactorily is not actually a word I've been pretty neglectful with my updates, but I've been a bit busy. There are so many t.v. shows to watch, sun to be bathing in, and time to putz away. My life's tough right now.
Moving on... I have a complaint for bathroom designers in public settings. Is it really necessary to leave a one inch crack between the stall and the door? It's awkward enough to be able to see myself in the mirror through the space, but making eye contact with someone doing the potty dance while most likely cursing you with "Shit or get off the pot!" is a whole other level of creepy. On to more important things: - In just a few days, I get to attend a birthday party; however, this is no ordinary birthday and thus requires an extraordinary celebration. Who's the birthday boy? He's spunky, sharp as a tack, and smooth with the ladies (so smooth he leaves nuns swooning over him...seriously, I was there). The mere thought of this man leaves me beaming (you can ask anyone I've talked to in the past week- I've been bragging about him nonstop). "Aw, hell", I'll just tell ya already. My Great Grandpa is turning 97! And don't let his cane fool you--he hasn't lost that spring in his step. [Sidenote: I think the cane is fake, because last time I saw him, he shared with me that he uses it to grab women.] Anyways, family will be gathered, photos will be snapped, limoncello bottles will be emptied, and a good time is guaranteed for all. Jealous yet? You should be. - Also rapidly approaching is the marriage of two very special friends. And I'm not only excited about celebrating their special day with them, but I get to spend the whole week with them and many other close friends in sunny Florida! I am so ready for frizzy hair, pouring sweat, and sunburnt 'tan' lines. Let the festivities begin! - Lastly, guess what I bought today! Okay, you'll never guess, so I'll just tell you. I bought a ticket to go see Def Leppard + Lita Ford + Poison! Helllooo bandanas, heavy makeup, teased hair, and fake tats, because this is gonna be nothin' but a good time! Still rollin, rock n rollin! |